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Barack Obama walked away with The Nobel Prize. Charles Krauthammer provides clear criticism of a regieme shaping its public image with obscene gloss. The founder of The Reagan Doctrine counterpoints Obama mania right upon its foundation. Highly recommended commeration of Norway's folly.Best Deals for Charles Krauthammer Magnet
Well, I guess I have only myself to blame. I so badly wanted a Charles Krauthammer magnet to round out my collection of Mendacious, Quasi-Psychopathic, Hateful Conservative Columnist Magnets®. After all, who wouldn't, am I right? I mean, I already have George Will, Jonah Goldberg, Marc Thiessen and Frank Gaffney. But there was a gaping hole, a vast chasm in my constellation of conservative thinkers [sic] that mocked me daily, and I was desperate to plug it with the scowling visage of Mr. Krauthammer. My life was achingly, and tragically, unfulfilled.Well, I saw this magnet, and I leapt at the chance to get my Krauthammer (widely known among Mendacious, Quasi-Psychopathic, Hateful Conservative Columnist Magnet® collectors as the hardest one to find). I should have waited. This is not a bona fide, genuine Mendacious, Quasi-Psychopathic, Hateful Conservative Columnist Magnet®, but a cheap knockoff, most likely made in some sweatshop by child slaves in some southeast Asian country. Now, we all know that Mr. Krauthammer would likely approve of his magnets being made by child slaves,* but I was hoping for a top-of-the-line magnet, not one made with some unidentifiable radioactive magnetic alloy that irradiated my food to levels inconsistent with safe consumption. I found myself faced with the choice of living with my incomplete collection of Mendacious, Quasi-Psychopathic, Hateful Conservative Columnist Magnets® or going without refrigerated food. It was a hard choice, but I ended up tossing my imitation Charles Krauthammer refrigerator magnet. I know that it may well be years before I can get that last, elusive conservative icon on my refrigerator door, but this is a burden I have learned to live with.
*After all, it's a great way to keep union down, most unions being against child labor: Hire children, drive the unions out of existence, problem solved, another impediment to a truly Free Market® and an unfettered right to contract freely swept away.
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