Just when I was going to throw my spare $1,199.99 into my fireplace for warmth (my heater stopped working), I came across this. "Finally!" I exclaimed "a reasonably accurate and artistic anatomical model of the male genital organs!"
I decided to endure the cold ravaging winter that night in an effort to obtain this wonderful piece of science. The only complaint I have is that it says "life sized" and everyone knows that penis is HUGE compared to the average...right? It's giving us men an unrealistic image to live up to, condemning us to a lifetime of shame
However, that shame mixed with exuberant pride as we show off our Male Gential Organs Model to our friends and family when they come over. "What's that lovely center piece you have in the middle of the dinner table?" they ask. "Oh that? Nothing, really, it's just my Male Genital Organs Model...I got it for a steal at only $1,199.99 + 10 dollars shipping!" It makes for great conversation starters during get-together's, and it shows my children about equality: No matter how we may be on the outside, we're all hideous on the inside.
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